Two hilarious conversations with Reese this week, both centered around bathroom humor.
While playing one morning...
Reese: "Mom, let's play dress up. Do you want to be a princess, witch, or poop
stain?"
Mom: "I want to be the princess."
R: "No, I'll be the
princess. You can be the witch."
M: "Who is going to be the poop
stain?" (I dared to ask)
R: "Daddy!"
Reese walked in on Todd peeing standing up...
Reese: (looking amazed) "Daddy, how do you do THAT?" (referring to standing and peeing)
Daddy gave a very brief explanation of the different male and female anatomy
R: "Well, I have to get one of those!"
Sorry dear, you'll never be able to pee standing up, but I will teach you the art of squatting some day.
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